If you want the theatrical experience of dining out—costume changes, absurdist humor, full-on performance—paired with solid American food, this Bethesda spot delivers the spectacle. Go here when you're in the mood to be entertained, not just fed.
american restaurant · 8120 Wisconsin Ave
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